🎉 PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT: ELLA’S ROAST – THE VIDEO THAT ALMOST NEVER WAS! 🎉
Mark your calendars, clutch your pearls, and maybe hide your children—because the most unhinged, unfiltered, and (almost) lost drag roast of the decade is finally premiering! Join us on Sunday, November 2st at 11AM PST—yes, on “God’s Day” itself—for the exclusive YouTube debut of Ella’s Roast: The Video That Survived 2024 (Barely).
Why the delay? Well, let’s just say the only thing more chaotic than the jokes on stage was the recording setup at the venue. Thanks to a technical mishap, this video spent nearly a year in digital purgatory. We did everything short of hiring a team of drag archaeologists to recover it. The quality? Let’s call it “avant-garde realism.” But hey, if you can handle jokes about prolapsed turkeys, c*m umbrellas, and the true meaning of humanitarian outreach (on your knees, in a back alley), you can handle a little pixelation.
What’s in store?
- Watch as Ella Lamoureux gets roasted by her closest friends, drag daughters, and a parade of questionable video cameos.
- Marvel as the Roasters debate who’s the laziest, who’s the sluttiest, and who’s most likely to get lost in a blizzard (spoiler: it’s Leesa).
- Witness the legendary “Ella is a c*nt” singalong, heartfelt tributes, and more jokes about Grindr, white guilt, and drag family trauma than you can shake a turkey outfit at.
- See Ella herself take the stage, reflect on her 40th birthday, and admit she only invited half the cast because they pay well in Kamloops... err Nelson.
Is it high art? No. Is it high camp? Absolutely. Is it safe for work? Not unless your boss is Sasha Zamolodchikova.
So join us for a Sunday service like no other. Laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear (from laughter or secondhand embarrassment). This is the roast that almost didn’t happen, but thanks to sheer stubbornness and a little drag magic, it’s here for your viewing pleasure.
🗓️ SUNDAY, NOV 2, 11AM PST 📺 EXCLUSIVELY ON YOUTUBE
Be there, or risk being the only one who doesn’t know what a c*m umbrella is.
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